The Irony of it All

Let's face it. I live a normal life. I just go with the flow, you know? Manda. Lesbian. Short. Slytherin. Not much more you need to know.
THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
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The Taz to my Commander Up.

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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petitetiaras:

An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes.

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My body really wants to pull someone to itself by their beltloops, but only my family is around.

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jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

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Reblog if you actually like reading.

unknownskywalker:

Tidying Up Art by Ursus Wehrli

Wehrli takes everyday scenes of disorder and rearranges them into neat rows, sorted by different attributes such as color, size, shape, and type, etc.

This is something my brother would do omg.  Before he plays with army men he sorts them by color and weapon.  

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The highlight of my day was going to work because they fed me. 

thefoxxybenedict:

Two-Face is the best character in the whole show okay

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ocean-avenue:

i want more followers because i’m selfish

Guys, this is Connie, and she’s one of my favorite people.  follow her guys.

rocketgruntjessica:

Fuck all the stupid comments I am reblogging this from.

This is cute.

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